This is the only way to describe her face: Ricardio
This is exactly how I want to spend the rest of my life, with horchata in one hand and chicharon in the other
“Today in class I had to listen to Swimming Pools and all I could think about was being at a kappa party.”
-Homegirl in her Af Am Class
everyday i ask the lord.
why didn’t you bless with me a big ass stripper booty?
then he said.
because you wasn’t gone act right. hell you don’t even act right with the ass you got now.
& then i’m like.
well you gotta use what you got to get what you want.
& he was like, tru.
Homegirlz talking about the non existent dating life at NU
Homegirl 1: I don’t even care if he takes me to a dining hall! Hell he just has to show up. I’ll even swipe myself in.
lmao freshman guys are no good here.